In which Declan sells out his mentor to the police, Isaac finally runs out of Hoots, and both journey into the murky depths of YouTube depravity.
In which Declan teaches English to Eeyore, Isaac is Camp King, and both finish 2/3 of The Greatest Story Ever Told.
In which Declan avoids the Columbine Smoke-Pit, Isaac spends twelve seconds as the new Alan Titchmarsh, and both sell their souls to the unconscionable scam of Binary Options.
In which Declan needlessly shoves coins in a postbox, Isaac invites a trio of misfits into a cell, and both are bested by a pole.
In which Declan severs all ties with his Nan, Isaac’s mum buys a passive-aggressive goat, and both fall under the spell of the esoteric Joe Di Mambro.
In which Declan shares his personal political opinion on a public platform, Isaac shares his personal political opinion on a public platform, and both rage against people sharing personal political opinions on public platforms.
In which Declan tries to balance his own face, Isaac’s parents don’t love him, and both introduce the greatest drinking game of all time.
In which Declan says nothing about his week in Ireland, Isaac becomes a Dan Brown character, and both usher in a milestone with form-based fun.
In which Declan takes on the health service, Isaac bares his soul to a Cube, and both get tagged by the mysterious Ice-Man.
In which Declan accidentally laughs in the face of terrorism, Isaac tries his best to pronounce ‘Auli’i Cravalho’, and both tentatively offer a hot-take on Hamilton.
In which Declan bows to Mr Brown, Isaac is the fourth member of the Holy Trinity, and both assume new identities to solve the troubling mystery of Tiffany’s basement.
In which Declan explains his vices, Isaac goes full-on Santa, and both welcome a very special guest.