In which Declan takes order into his own hands, Isaac’s kidneys are back on track, and both chart a course through the rough waters of 2018’s Bad Sex in Fiction awards.
In which Declan is haunted by a new host, Isaac is wiser than ever before, and both make quite a desperate plea for recognition.
In which Declan details the lives of his lovers, Isaac fears the Reaper’s proximity, and both learn of a terrifying new hack which promises to harvest a solid dirt on all of us.
In which Isaac despises a much-beloved artist, Declan loves a much-despised subreddit, and both give more thanks than you could shake a barely-basted Barbie at.
In which Declan discusses a friend’s near-miss, Isaac is due superpowers any minute now, and both explore the tragic underworld of sliding doors, and romance lost.
In which Declan dabs on Dowdy, Isaac investigates The Fecal Fantom, and both make a plea for support against the onslaught of threat-mail.
In which Declan is become Robuts, Isaac reveals his fear of remembering, and both launch an all-out attack on the troops.
In which Declan gets parred off by a customer, Isaac exhibits a standard level of enthusiasm, and both commit to a generous, seasonal endeavour.
In which Declan spills some wine, Isaac meets a costume bouncer, and both try (not that) hard to summon a dead ghost poet man in the flat.
In which Declan is the victim of some callous spittle flinging, Isaac finds yet another outlet for his God Complex, and both return to the site of one of the show’s earliest and most beloved episodes.
In which Declan seeks to become a Man of the Ghostly Night, Isaac considers a career in spooky politics, and both discover the hard limits of their friendship.
In which Declan’s been watching this Maniac, Isaac meets a cowboy freak, and both ponder a list so tragically misguided that Variety magazine may well have to self-immolate.