FAO Kangaroo:

Hello, Kangaroo!

I’ve spent all day on the phone to Nintendo trying to convince them that they didn’t deliver the Switch I ordered to my non-existent porch, so I’ve really lost all faith in the concept of delivery.

Hopefully this garish, doesn’t-go-with-anything pillow has beaten the odds and winged its way to the streets of New Jersey!

Thank you for being a valued member of the Shame City community. We really appreciate you being part of the gang, and it’s people like you who make the whole thing worth doing!

I hope you’re doing okay, and also absolutely demand a picture of whichever hidden away corner you end up chucking this pillow into!

Lots of love,

Isaac (and Declan)