In which Declan has been buzzing in a big bay of bad books, Isaac sits solemnly and summarises the sexual smorgasbord, and both waltz whimsically through the wonderful world of wordsmithing.

In which Declan does an impromptu recap, Isaac has been absorbing the canon, and both explore even more of the murky bog that is Ready Player Two.

In which Declan is has been uncovering The Truth, Isaac has too much intro-energy, and both are inducted into the terrifying rabbit-hole of Master Brown.

In which Declan has been reading the LAMEstream media, Isaac is presenting a gameshow of sorts, and both take a quick sideways glance at just what on Earth is HAPPENING these days.

In which Declan is dragged through the improvisational mire of The Imagiporium once more, Isaac has contrived even more shameless ways to deny his co-host’s agency, and both celebrate a huge four years of shame.

In which Declan resurrects a TaS staple, Isaac delivers some sombre news, and both open themselves up to an absolute cornucopia of legal troubles.

In which Declan has been mining The Puzzle Caves, Isaac takes extensive notes, and both delve into the minds of some of our generation’s greatest Riddlers.

In which Declan has been burrowing in the memory-swamps, Isaac has adopted a new moniker, and both order thorough hard-drive checks on the lunatics behind some British classics.

In which Declan is keeping a moral tally, Isaac has been back to digi-school, and both manage to learn something so pointless as to be forgotten as soon as heard.

In which Declan is forced to administer a painful test, Isaac has his loyalties questioned, and both embark on a journey through the hallowed halls of BRITISHNESS.

In which Declan reduces 20 pages to 10 words, Isaac auditions for the role of a lifetime, and both ‘Level Up’ and fly (like Superman) into the next chapter of RP2.

In which Declan’s favourite author takes a beating, Isaac angers someone online, and both find out exactly how well the English Canon is going down on the World Wide Web.